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| User: | beentothemoon (2525990) Curiouser and Curiouser: The Dimestore Adventures of Ellie Mayhem
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| Name: | Rhiannon | |||||
| Location: | Austin, Texas, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 07-14 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  mselliemayhem (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | Ellie Mayhem was conceived in the basement of the FBI Headquarters in Quantico, Virginia by the buxom daughter of the mysterious Deep Throat and a steely eyed Cold War double agent. After 9 months, her mother gave birth in one of the hidden vaults of the Smithsonian's underground tunnels, in the bloodstained backseat of John F. Kennedy's convertible death-limo. She was raised by meek yet merciful museum curators and learned to read by paging through top secret CIA documents, sent to her basement by lazy staffers for shredding. Already disillusioned by a world she had not yet seen she emerged from her underground home on Thanksgiving Morning. She found a pawn shop, where she quickly traded one of two old bullet shells she found in the back seat of the limo where she was born for enough cash to buy a one way ticket to Austin, Texas. She wears the other bullet around her neck, and despite her innocent looks and impeccable manners, she's only waiting for the right time to release her own special brand of Charm School Evil on the world. | |||||
| Memories: | 17 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | over 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 21: anglican, austin, canterbury, chanel, dale watson, diamond smugglers, diy, episcopalian, existentialism, flametrick subs, photography, publishing, satan's cheerleaders, seminary, south by southwest, sufism, sxsw, tattoos, texas, texas rollergirls, writing | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 17: bathtubjinn, beentothemoon, dancemajick, dirtyunclerod, goodholly, jackiejj, kkbb, kristamm, metaphive, mr_wes, nathanblack, ozmaofoz, rudbekia, sina_says, somesuch, trailofdebt, zero_madre | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 18: aliciawe, baldomom, bladeweever, blueyedarling, darksally, halfmoon_mollie, itsalrightjanet, karenkay, luc_sulla, lyssrose, moonvine, parisgarters, purchas, sirmuggles, syerbouti, tatianastarr, tishy, violetstaunton | |||||
| Member of: | 4: episcopal, saucydwellings, spookystyle, wine | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
